Alternative technique: Using gaffs

For those who nearly passed out reading our directions above, we’ve got some good news: Salami origami isn’t the only way to achieve the smoothness you’re after. You can use a gaff (aka tucking underwear) instead — basically, a tight pair of underwear that will hold everything in place and flatten an otherwise beefy bulge. A gaff is an excellent alternative if you can’t bring yourself to use tucking tape.